Q:

How is it that you are so cool as to purchase a discreet URL for your birthday party?

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I was raised by the internet and Saturday morning cartoons

Q:

Am I ready for how awesome this is gonna be?

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A:

You were born ready

Q:

Is this where I can ask an anonymous question?

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YES

Q:

will there be cows and/or skateboards in attendance?

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This is a bring your own cows and skateboards event

Q:

Do we dress up like cows?

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Dress however makes you feel the most cowabunga (edit for this year: dress however makes you feel dreamy)

Q:

Can we all become cows in the cowabungaverse?

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A:

yes

Q:

Do we need to make campsite reservations for your yard?

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All you need to do is show up with the intent to camp and you got it

Q:

Will there be any children in attendance? Do we need to keep it PG-13?

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You do not need to keep it PG-13. No one has mentioned bringing children and this will be a pretty adult party.

Q:

is this an all-nighter? are we doing brunch the next morning?!?@

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<3 <3 <3 All nighter for those camping out! I was thinking in the morning we could group decide if we want to go out to brunch or make some. St johns has some amazing options.

Q:

Hi I love Kami

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A:

I love you too <3

Q:

<taps mic> hello? Does this form work again?

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Oh yay, I’m so glad it works again.